Chads & Chadettes,
It’s one big, bodacious, butt-load of birthday blowout this Friday, May 25th at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale. The Chadwicks are playing AND our peerless possessor of powerful pipes, lead singer Tim Teal, is having a birthday on same, said day. What are the odds?
You know what this means, don’t you? It means that Tim’s unholy appetite for shots will be even greater than normal. I know, I know. Hard to believe, right? Believe it! It’s our widdle Timmy-wimmy’s berry special day and the birthday boy shall not be denied due process. If he wants shots, then shots he shall have!!! (In fact, shots for anyone who calls him their “widdle Timmy-wimmy".)
Please come join us in the festivities. There’ll be some rockin’ and there’ll be some celebratin’. And there’ll be some Hell to pay later. Come join us, won’t you?
Oh yeah. Did I mention that the whole thing is being filmed? Hmmmm.